COUNT. THINK. CHOOSE

by James K. Sweeney
November 23, 2003

It is of note that the U.S. Marine Corps’ territorial area is the most secure and best managed in Iraq. The 82nd Airborne’s area is a close second. The Army, however, is not to be denigrated as its task is different and, importantly, so is its training. Imagine what would happen were we to suddenly place Iraq’s occupation in the hands of the Coast Guard.

The illegal alien issue is analogous. Populist demagogues, such as Fox’s bullying, boorish big-mouth, Bill O’Reilly, insist that troops on the border will stop the flow of illegals. Maybe. But one point O’Reilly and his ilk never mention is how many illegals would the troops have to kill in order to stop the swarm. They can’t possibly mean to place the Army on the border and not give the troops the right and duty to shoot to kill. That, after all, is what troops do. They kill large numbers of invaders. It is what they are trained to do.

It seems much more sensible to increase the size of the Border Patrol, people trained to control borders and not to kill illegals. What’s the difference? Twenty thousand Army troops or twenty thousand Border Patrol police is the same as to number but not as to effectiveness. Moreover, there is a present Border Patrol infrastructure on which to build; there is no need to re-invent the wheel. We have one.

Is there a solution? There is no single, silver-bullet solution and each partial solution finds itself without much political support. I have previously written that were we somehow able to assemble the 8 to 10 million illegals in one place and march them South to Mexico, Vicente Fox would refuse to take them. That political slime would be more likely to machine-gun re-entering illegals than any American would. Remember; to Mexican politicians, illegals are their best export. They ship their uneducated, unhealthy and unskilled citizens to the United States where, miraculously, those same people work harder than most other unskilled Americans plus the illegals send billions of Yanqui dollars back to their families. Such return funding is Mexico’s largest income industry, bigger than tourism or oil.

Few, if any, American families who employ illegals as household help, day laborers or as a nanny show any inclination to hire legal workers and pay them double simply based on citizenship. Restaurants, janitorial services, farmers (America’s greatest pocket-pickers), construction and other unskilled or low-skilled industries have zero interest in paying American wages and benefits if they can avoid it. Thus, there is a large and economically strong number of Americans who wish to retain the illegals exactly that way: illegal. The minute they become legal, they will demand to be paid like Americans. It is easier to exploit the illegal and, unless you are a Republican running for office, it’s risk free.

I wrote a column about Americans not willing to do “that kind of work” (See the Archives: Americans Won’t Do That Kind of Work) as is often though inaccurately said. The truth is that Americans won’t do that kind of work for that kind of money.

Most media people are supporters of amnesty or open borders but, then, they are not affected by illegals. I think a fair number would change their position were, suddenly, an influx of illegal reporters and TV anchor-types show up willing to work for half their regular wages. After all, even ABC’s Peter Jennings, a Canadian, didn’t become an American citizen until just this year when he became eligible for Medicare. That single-payer, socialist system in Canada, a.k.a. Hillary-care, is not for pretty Peter.

Who are hurt by the illegals? Obviously, those whom they replaced. Those Americans may be qualitatively defined as uneducated and unskilled. Those Americans may be generally identified as blacks and poor whites. That’s who has been and continues to be hurt economically by the millions of illegals. Did you know that there are virtually no black building maintenance workers in Los Angeles any more? Go to the street corners where casual laborers stand around waiting for someone to hire them for cash for the day. What color are they? Well, they are never yellow, rarely black and more rarely white. What are they? Brown. The fill-in work, the between job work and the entry level work in border states is essentially for illegals only.

Who else is hurt? Taxpayers, all taxpayers. Illegals pay sales tax and that’s about all they pay. On the other hand, they consume enormous amounts of welfare, social, educational and health services subsidized by us, the taxpayers. The relatively low income taxpayer and the non-border state taxpayer are, in effect, subsidizing those who employ illegals whether at home or at work. And the illegals have tons of children and relatives who, thanks to Sen. Kennedy’s long-ago bill to pander to Irish immigrants in Massachusetts, enter easily once the illegal has received amnesty or legal status. That draws down more tax dollars for non-producers. The cycle is endless.

Is there any benefit to illegals? Yes. And again the benefit will go to the boomers. Just as Social Security is about to go broke, the illegals’ children and grand-children will have assimilated, become reasonably educated and graduate into the middle class, where they will pay crushing payroll taxes to support the retirement and medical costs of the boomers. And that is the hidden reason why the Washington crowd doesn’t “do something” about the illegals. (They, though, will be paying for the new illegals as the number of illegals grows exponentially.

I have one suggestion, one that I have written before, as to one, specific condition of any amnesty: no illegal or child of an illegal or any family member “re-unified” or child of an illegal or re-unified person, wherever the child is born, may ever become a citizen of the United States; i.e., they can never vote, unless they return to their home country and file an application for legal entry to the United States. Gone is the political pandering for votes; politicians would carry the burden of principle, not election.

What else can be done? Not much and even this little is unlikely as a practical matter. However, if elected, I would do the following:

1. Illegals came here one by one; if we want them removed, it will have to be one by one. Each illegal detained has his personal ID entered into a database; that person cannot file a legal application for ten years.

2. No illegal should ever receive social security benefits or medicare or some state version thereof.

3. The Border Patrol should be increased by at least 20,000 people. If we can create a Transportation Security Administration from scratch to 40,000 airport inspectors to keep out a handful of Islamic fascists, we can do the same to the existing Border Patrol to keep out invading illegals.

4. We should create bounty hunter rewards for licensed groups who brings an illegal to any police or other authorized governmental entity: REWARD: $1,000 per head, including family members.

5. No police or government entity may be instructed or elect not to enforce discovery, detention and deportation proceedings against any illegal or related family member.

6. No citizenship for an illegal, ever, unless he returns home and files an application but only after 10 years from deportation.

7. Any illegal detained a second time is sentenced to 6 months of hard labor in Alaska; detained a third time and it’s two years in federal prison; after that, ten years for each offense. These camps shall be in the swamps of Louisiana and run by prison guards having at least 5 years experience as Texas or Mississippi prison guards.

You think I’m kidding? If we do nothing, English will be the second language of the United States in three generations. Do the math; think it over.

I know you won’t be here; neither will I. But is that your guiding principle? If not, do the math; think it over. Or we lose our country. Count. Think. Choose.

 

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